Last night I joined 300 hundred other masturbators at the local movie house in their 2nd Annual Salute To Masturbation, featuring video clips of jacking and jilling off. Although we sat knee to knee and thigh to thigh, and clits were squirting at us and mammoth dongs throbbed in our faces, we were encouraged to not whip it out, but to go home and practice, practice, practice! Apparently May has been proclaimed National Masturbation Month and we were gathered to watch film clips from porn and educational and self-help (self-help-self!) which enlighten and arrouse our masturbation desires!
We got off to a friendly start by a quick, not-shy woman who wrote the book "Exhibitionism for the Shy".
She asked the audience if we had masturbated yet today, then as hands
were still up, she asked if that was the hand we used! After her
opening remarks we were taken on a tour of her selected segments under
the following program: An Introduction to Masturbation, Couples,
Fantasy, Variations, Experimental, Group and Cum Shots. Each of the
sections had about 5-6 film clips, evenly split showing male and female
organs and technique. My favorite clips included a room full of women
with mirrors and vibrators bouncing on their kittycats, a arty montage
of female ejaculation with a soundtrack describing the female ability
to squirt developed by massaging and stroking the penis with the
vaginal muscles, this woman could really squirt! A guy slurping his own
dickknob, a guy with a vibrator strapped to his girthy bone and Scott
Taylor in the vacuum pump saying the immortal line "When I'm through
pumping this tube will be filled with my meat!". By the end of the show
the hands of all my neighbors were busy between their legs, grabbing
and tugging, and diddling, unfortunately they requested no audience
participation but encouraged us to go home where we had lots of room. I
had to let my fellow do-it-yourselfers know about this being our month
to howl! This SanFrancisco jacker would be interested to hear from
other jackers and jillers who love to stroke and be watched.
by Rodd
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